Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
09.06.2025 01:15

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t buy bullshit
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
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I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
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I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I see through liars
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I can read
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I understand how hurricane paths work
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
Why do so many people like life?
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
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I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I can count
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t cotton to rapists
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I actually pay taxes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?